Kayaking advice from a three year old

Hey Isaac, I'm gonna go kayaking





(sticks head out from shower curtain)
You got your paddle!?




It's right here buddy (waves paddle)





You come back?






I'll be back later




Okay! (goes back to showering)






(kayaks the Big Sandy. returns home. )




Hi Daddy!





You fall in the river?






Nope, I stayed in my kayak.





OKAY! (wanders off to toys)